“Hey Ryuk do the Death Note rules say I can’t do THIS”
*Light rips out a page of the notebook and uses it to roll a flat blunt*
Where is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?
here he is
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”,…
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
a picture montage of victor hugo gradually losing patience with the world